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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 14

szaleniec1000 Aug 25, 2019 23:17

Last time on Harry Potter and the Undulating Derrière, there was no sign of a plot until the very last scene. Because Hogwarts Exposed.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 14 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 Jun 27, 2015 17:51

Contrived coincidences, improbable costumes and offensive stereotypes. It's been a while, but welcome back to Hogwarts Exposed.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 11

szaleniec1000 Aug 08, 2014 02:22

This chapter is called "Driving the Point Home" and I'll just let that speak for itself.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 11 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jul 18, 2014 21:10

If you thought their holiday had been eventful enough, you were wrong. This time, randy werewolves. And I'm not talking about Kim's one-time love interest.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 part 1

szaleniec1000 Jul 15, 2014 23:38

This chapter was described as a double-length chapter, so I'm sporking it in two parts. The chapters have got longer as the fic has gone on: at 98 KB, this one is almost as long as the 116 KB final chapter of the first fic. (Which I sporked in eleven parts - these reviews are also getting longer!) Compare with the very first chapter, which is 24 KB ( Read more... )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 3

szaleniec1000 Jul 02, 2014 21:32

Last time, our intrepid nudists boarded the nudist cruise. Which seems to have everyone they met at Cap d'Agde last year, including someone they actually didn't meet but the author wants us to think they did. The only way this would make any sense is if Cap d'Agde was closed and had directed all its regulars to the same cruise.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 3 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 28, 2014 21:47

Last time, our friends Portkeyed to Florida (can you even Portkey that far?) to board the nudist cruise. As you do. Their landing zone turned out to be, by the kind of contrived coincidence nobody does better than Hogwarts Exposed, the headquarters of a gang known as the "Chasers".

( This chapter contains attempted rape and its horribly mishandled aftermath. )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 22

szaleniec1000 Apr 21, 2013 22:47

Everything you need to know about Chapter 22 of Hogwarts Too Exposed is that it's titled "Joining" and sports a warning that:

This chapter contains a large amount of sexual content which some readers might find objectionable.

And yes, this is the uncensored version. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 22 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 21

szaleniec1000 Apr 15, 2013 21:09

And here's the rest.

( Chapter 21 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 20

szaleniec1000 Apr 15, 2013 21:09

I intended to post Chapters 20 and 21 together, but the post was too long for LJ so they're separate after all. 21 should be up in a minute.

Before we begin this sporking, some links. Firstly: a couple more interesting Neil quotes. Secondly: I said I'd WTFFanfiction the line about Hermione wanting to talk to Snape about pregnancy, and so I did.
( HTE Chapters 20 and 21 )

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